d-luffy:

oh, how i hate it when i buy a new pair of nylon tights and they somehow get a run/hole the very first time i wear ‘em. i just think,

“what the shit, i just bought you! asdfghjkl. this doesn’t even look nearly as fashionable as they make it seem on the internet. and why is there a hole at the toes?! what’d i do? i don’t have talons! feels weird, man!”

same thing happens to ksexy and I all the time, except replace nylon with sweat and tights with pants.